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Don't worry, I have one for parents too — because chaos deserves equality.
The Children Tolerance Loading Hoodie is made for the brave adults surviving snack attacks, endless questions, and toy landmines. With a sarcastic progress bar stuck at 12%, this hoodie is the perfect uniform for parents who are running on fumes and sheer willpower. It's real, it's relatable, and yes — it's probably going to annoy your kids.
Pair it with the Parent Tolerance hoodie for maximum passive-aggressive family bonding.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Children Tolerance Loading - Hoodie
$44.99
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
The Children Tolerance Loading Hoodie is made for the brave adults surviving snack attacks, endless questions, and toy landmines. With a sarcastic progress bar stuck at 12%, this hoodie is the perfect uniform for parents who are running on fumes and sheer willpower. It's real, it's relatable, and yes — it's probably going to annoy your kids.
Pair it with the Parent Tolerance hoodie for maximum passive-aggressive family bonding.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!